Cancer (the crab)
June 21-- July 22
1) You are sensitive and creative. (see 8 below)2) People want you around. (see 9 below)
3) People really have to get to know you to dislike you.
4) You're so cheap you'd consider getting rubber pockets just so you could steal soup.
5) You have depth, but only from the deep pockmarks on your face.
6) You have achieved the perfection of a circle... a perfect asshole that is.
7) The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
8) You are sensitive because you cry a lot and creative when you lie a lot.
9) When people want to be alone, they invite you over. That's the only time they want you around.
10) You are not only dull yourself, but you're the cause of dullness in others.
11) Don't feel bad when people accuse you of being dumber than an ox. You are just as smart as an ox.
12) On the journey of life, you chose the psycho path.
13) The day that people will honor you is the day when they will run out of humans.
Best career moves: prostitute, bathroom tissue paper tester, fertilizer