- Political Satire Remember all the nasty and unfair attacks against Bill Clinton? Well, it's payback time. We use Republican style tactics and Fox's Fair and Balanced reporting to show the incompetency of "president" George W. Bush (see how they like it).
- Dangerous George
Blood splattered George on his bicycle with the help of Dick Cheney [above]. Image by The Wizard of Whimsy
Later, Bush fell off his bike and injured his chin, upper lip, nose, and hand. John Kerry was reported to have quipped, "Did the training wheels fall off?" This was an uncalled for remark because reports claim that Bush fell while the training wheels were still attached.
George W. Bush The Second (and hopefully the last) posing like Napoleon [left]. Image by The Wizard of Whimsy
Amazingly, some people in the Bush administration (and a few right-wing Christians) believe that the "interrogation" techniques used by the CIA and prison handlers don't count as torture or violate the Geneva convention. Lets "interrogate" Bush and Rumsfeld for a few days in prison the way the US did to Iraqis and then lets see if they feel if they got tortured.
Images by The Wizard of Whimsy
Image and wording by Jim Walker Oct. 04 As a kid, George Bush used to blow up frogs with firecrackers just for fun. He'd stuff them with firecrackers, light the fuse and throw them up in the air and watch them blow up. At other times he'd shoot them with BB guns.
Violent acts toward animals have long been recognized as indicators of a violent psychopathology that does not confine itself to animals. Studies have convinced sociologists, lawmakers, and the courts that acts of cruelty toward animals deserve our attention. They can be the first sign of a violent pathology that includes humans. Considering George Bush's preoccupation of sentencing criminals to death, creating illegal wars, and a complete silence about the thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians his war has caused (more deaths than the gassing of Kurds by Saddam Hussain), Americans might want to question the motives behind Bush's inhumane acts.
If frogs could vote, George Bush would never have been president.
- Clumsy George
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Bush reported that he ate a pretzel and choked on it. He then passed out and fell on the floor. Doesn't look very presidential, does it?
Bush action figure
Do you think kids should use a role model of a president who chokes on pretzels?
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Not only does George fall off bikes and choke on pretzels, but he can't even stay on a self-balancing Segwey transporter. Bush drops his dog on concrete to the looks of horror of those around him. - If George falling off his bike weren't enough to teach him a lesson, he fell off his bike yet again while riding his mountain bike, flying head over heals while landing on his back. Unfortunately no photos were released but you can read the press article about it here.
- And once again, Bush falls off his bike! While in Scotland Bush collided with a police officer and fell down scraping his hands and arms which required bandages. See Bush Involved in Bike Crash in Scotland.
Whoops-a-daisy!
- Embarrassing George
Watch George picking his nose in public (Quicktime video)
George wiping his glasses on a woman's dress (Quicktime video)
Our "Commander-in-Chief" in action
At 9:03 AM on 11 September 2001, the second airplane hit the South Tower of the World Trade Center. President Bush was in Florida, at the Emma T. Booker Elementary School, listening to children read.
Chief of Staff Andrew Card gave Bush the news about the second airplane hit, and informed him that America was under attack, and what did George W. Bush do? He sat there for over 5 minutes and did nothing except read a Pet Goat story with the children.
View the video of our "Commander-in-Chief" as he sits there and does nothing at the MemoryHole.org.
A note to Christians:
If you believe in the superstitions of your religion, you may want to contemplate the Satan-like (or goat-like) figure at the top of his head. Considering his countless lies, his illegal war, the tortures at Abu Ghraib prison (and other prisons around the world) that fell under his administration, Bush certainly behaves like a devil, doesn't he?
Note that the goat, in early Christianity and Satanic cults represents Satan (See: 1, 2, 3, 4)
Can George Bush read?
A scary thought: perhaps our president doesn't know how to read. Think about it. Bush claims that he doesn't read newspapers. The photo at left shows him holding a book upside down. If you watch the "Commander-in-Chief" video above, you'll notice that he really doesn't read the Pet Goat story, he just sort of glances at the book as if pretending to read. Have you ever seen George Bush read anything at all? Perhaps he attends those children reading programs just so he can learn to read.
Maybe there's something after all to the claims that Bush wears a wireless communication device on his back. If he can't read, he wouldn't be able to comprehend teleprompters and written speeches. His operatives might be telling him what to say during his speeches, press interviews, and debates.
Bush gives the finger
His "one-finger victory salute." He actually thought this was funny. This only shows the unpolished nature of this "man."
Watch the video
Bush flips the press (and the American people)
This arrogant and juvenile President of ours shows no respect for the American press or the position he holds. On July 29, 2005 Bush met with Republicans on Capital Hill when the press asked him pointed questions about the fate of the Central American trade pact. He gave a "fuck you" finger salute as his response.
Jay Leno presented this video on his show as humor, but I see nothing humorous about this vainglorious fascist dictator, at all.
Watch the video
During a United Nations meeting, our President wrote a note to Condi Rice (get this) asking for permission to go to the bathroom! How embarassing.
Bush, here, is probably peeing in his pants.
- Drunk Bush
Once a drunk, always a drunk
Here he is before his presidency. Now I ask you, how can a drunk cure himself without treatment? Do you really think his turn to Jesus cured him?
According to the National Enquirer (not all their stories are made up), he has begun to hit the bottle again.
Alcoholism might also explain all the clumsy and embarrassing photos above.
Watch the video in QuickTime format
- Of course this photo doesn't prove Bush is drunk here, but he sure looks like he is doesn't it?
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- Monkey Bush (evidence for reverse evolution?)
- From Rich?
- Monkey Bush
- Bush or Chimp?
- Note, comparing Bush to chimpanzees has made many Republicans angry, claiming that this paints an unfair bias. I wholeheartedly agree and I sincerely apologize to all chimp lovers for disgracing the noble chimpanzee species by comparing them with this uncouth simian who calls himself president of the United States.
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Has Bush gone insane? I think it's time to look into Bush's mental capacity, his speech patterns and his beliefs. He has begun to resemble the fictional character, General Jack D. Ripper, in the movie, Dr. Strangelove. The Ramblings of George W. Bush [video, 4:50 min] Stay the Course Flip-Flop [video, 52 sec.] Bush Has Gone Crazy [video, 3 min.] Bush goes nuts on Matt Lauer [video, 4 min.] Is Bush an "Idiot"? [video, 10 min.] Is Bush and "Idiot"? Part II [video, 8 min.] President Bush 2006 [video, 2 min.] |
- Bush Howlers:
- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
- --George W. Bush (Florence, S.C., Jan. 2000)
- Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
--George W. Bush unwittingly telling the truth (Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004)- Watch the video!
- I know what I'm doing when it comes to winning this war.
- --George W. Bush (11 Aug. 2004)
- (my response)
- God and the Constitution
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Image by Jim Walker
No doubt you've seen car stickers of the American flag along with the irritating words, "God Bless America." Well, I propose a better phrase that actually represents the original United States government.
The words, "No Gods, No Masters," actually originates from Margaret Sanger from the title of an article about birth control, but it fits because nowhere in the Constitution does it mention deities, or masters. Our government derives from We the People not by gods, kings, or masters but by the very mortal citizens of the United States.
- Non Satire Part
Image by Jim Walker Oct. 04
- Image and wording by Jim Walker Oct. 04
Image and wording by Jim Walker Nov. 04
- Men in Common
- (An intelligence test)
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- War Corporatism
- A short movie by Barry McNamara and the Knife-Party
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Have you noticed that infamous dictators like to wear military uniforms? On December 7th, 2004, Bozo visited Camp Pendleton Marine Corps base to talk about war. He wore a military-like uniform with the words, "George W. Bush, Commander in Chief" sown on one side and the presidential seal on the other side. If this doesn't strike you as odd or, at the very least, arrogant, especially in light of the complete failure of the Iraq war, then you must live in a dream. Of course the press never even questioned this ridiculous military garb, even in light of the fact that all past U.S. presidents have governed as civilians (where that quaint but apparently extinct document called the Constitution demands it). Hint: it just might serve as a clue to what we have in store for us in the future.
Finally!
Finally someone stood up to the United States and its illegal war in Iraq. Finally someone told the raw truth about the hypocrisy and lies.
George Galloway, British Member of Parliament, was accused by the United States for receiving money from Saddam Hussain. But at a subcommittee of the U.S. Senate on 17 May 2005, the anti-war Galloway turned his defense into a scintillating attack against US policy in Iraq. He literally wiped the floor with his American adversaries.
Listen to part of his attack here.
BushSpeak
Word TranslatorAn attempt to translate Bozo's word gaffes.
- Recruitment Posters
- Since it's mostly Republican Christians who support George Bush's war, we need them to fight his war.
To members of the military: Don't construe these satire ads as disrespectful of those who serve our country. The aim goes to those chickenhawks who have put your lives unnecessarily in danger.
WAKE UP!
To those few remaining Republicans who still support Bush and drive those ugly gas guzzling SUVs, do you realize just how silly you look now that the Bush fascist regime has begun to implode? Or do you really buy their lies and deceits? Has your beliefs so disguised the truth that you don't notice the increase of gas prices, the almost total destruction of health care, the politicizing of your religion (now called "faith-based" to get around the Constitution), the support of offensive war, torture, and secret governments? Look, just because Bush uses the word "God" a lot doesn't mean anything in regards to his qualifications for president.
When will you realize that faith and belief doesn't work? A president who relies on gut instinct and wants you to trust him, and to have faith in him without looking at the evidence, guarantees the failure of Constitutional government. Wake up! It's your fault for voting these criminals into office. Instead of letting others think for you, how about trying to THINK FOR YOURSELF.
As long as you continue to flaunt your Bush/Cheney bumperstickers, we will know who's responsible for the erosion of democracy in America: YOU.
Religious Belief and Violence in the Middle East
by Jim WalkerThe governments, military organizations, and flags in Middle East countries have strong religious significance.
More anti-Bush stuff:
- See the Guy Colwell painting that caused such a fuss in a San Francisco gallery: Abuse
- Keep informed. Find an Air America Radio station near you: Air America Radio
- MoveOn PAC home page
- More political satire sites:
- All Hat No Cattle
- BushFlash.com
- The Bushiad (Homeric-style epic satire about George Bush and the war in Iraq.)
- Bush Speaks
- Bush Recall
- Bush on Crack
- BuzzFlash
- GeorgeWBush.org
- Humor Gazette
- Internet Weekly Report
- Mark Fiore
- Michael Moore
- MoveOn PAC
- Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth (Hilarious!)
- The Onion
- Take Back The Media
- The Whitehouse.org
- The Wizard of Whimsy
- Why Politics? An answer to those who wish that NoBeliefs.com eliminate or tone down the political articles.
