Washington News Articles:

Shocking Revelation: The Pope Named Himself After Francis The Talking Mule, NOT Francis of Assisi

Shocking Biblical Discovery: Jesus Was A Girl! (Not safe for children)

Pants on Fire Leads to Further Travel Restrictions

Homeland Security Department Toilets

Bush to Announce His Resignation!

Bush to Sign 'No-Death' Bill

US Orders Biohazard Suits For American Travelers


For those who think the Washington News articles represents reality, please look up the term satire.